About

I started this site because every day I sit here with my SIGG bottle looking like garbage.  It peels and little flakes of blue paint crumble onto my hands.  It’s covered in little bumps and paint bubbles.  It dents, cracks, and looks a little less than cool.  To screw the lid off, it takes about fifty turns too many.  I could go on.  I paid $25 for a glorified pop can.  I just want to let you know, My SIGG Sucks.