SIGG vs. The Inuit

The Canadian Inuit have a special place in my heart.  They have survived centuries in the cold and hostile conditions of the arctic.  The Inuit deserve the honor of all people. 

No SIGG for you, my Inuit friends...

 SIGG, however, overlooked the noble Inuit when they created their metal bottles.  Their website says so. 

Q: Can I place my SIGG in the freezer?

A: NO, this may cause the bottle to crack. For chilling, we recommend placing your SIGG in the refrigerator but NOT in the freezer – no matter how full the bottle.

The FAQ could have just as easily said:

Q: Can anyone use the SIGG bottle?

A: Yes, anyone except those Inuit people.  Their homes are made of snow and that seems weird to us.

 SIGG has overlooked the worthy Inuit, that’s another reason why My SIGG Sucks!