SIGG’s Propaganda machine

SIGG can’t make worthy bottles.  I’ve documented how the paint peels, and now SIGG has been caught telling fibs about it’s chemical free lining.  Now we all know that SIGG does cause babies harm:

Especially damning is evidence that the company knew as far back as 2006 that the bottle liners contained BPA, yet failed to disclose this fact to consumers.

But instead of refunding me for my peeling, toxic bottle, SIGG is pounding me with their propaganda machine.  Instead of working on making a better bottle, someone from SIGG has been trying to post this over and over on my site:

Step up in style and quality from the plastic sippy cup. All SIGG bottles are tested 100-percent safe with NO leaching. All SIGG bottles are durable

Not once, not twice, but four times have they spammed me with the same (albeit false) message about their product.  No leaching?  Yah right.  Durable?  Ha!  SIGG, what’s the story?

SIGG bottles disrupt your hormones!

Check out this article from the Globe and Mail:

Earlier this year, SIGG Switzerland AG revealed that despite marketing itself as bisphenol-A-free, its aluminum water bottles contained traces of the hormone-disrupting chemical.

I suspected that SIGG had something up its sleeves, now we know…

Third Graders Living in Germ-Free Delusion

Little Taylor wrote this wonderful poem about germs.

Germs, germs everywhere.
Even in your hair.
Germs, germs everywhere.
Even on a mare.
Germs, germs everywhere.
Even on a yummy pear.
Germs, germs everywhere.

She is one young student who got it right.  But one third grader in California got it wrong.  According to this article, students wrote to Sigg asking them for some water bottles.  The kids must have been told that these bottles were magic cause one eight year old somehow came to believe that his Sigg bottle was even germ free!

“The plastic water bottles can be recycled, but these metal ones you can keep,” explained 8-year-old Eduardo Martinez.

“The plastic ones hold germs,” added Daniel Meza.

Little Daniel, Germs are everywhere, even in your hair.  Little Daniel, Germs are everywhere, even on your Sigg bottle.  And since you’re encouraged to use it over and over again, then, Daniel, they’re ESPECIALLY found on your Sigg bottle.

The SIGG Museum

I would like to give a tip of the hat to The Unauthorized, Unofficial SIGG Water Bottle Museum.  Perhaps once my SIGG is entirely done flaking I will donate it to the cause.

SIGG lids just too slow…

I was told a tragic story the other day.  Apparently a woman was in a grocery story and started to choke.  Someone called for water and two people sprung into action.  One person ran to fill a cup and another pulled out their SIGG bottle.  According to a witness, the person who had the SIGG bottle took too long screwing off the cap of the bottle.  By the time they removed the cap, the choking victim was already drinking some water from a paper cup.  SIGG has created a lid that takes too long to screw off, that’s another reason why My SIGG Sucks!

SIGG water bottle complaints

Some may wonder if I’m the only one who thinks these bottles are dangerous.  Check out these complaints:

“I will not purchase from them ever again not just because of the poor customer service but because their bottles are poor quality.”

“I bought 3 SIGG bottles last week for my one year old son. Two days ago he snapped the cap (he just turned one and is a little guy) and cut his face from the bottom of his nose to his chin. I am outraged that (1) the cap can be broken so easily, creating a very sharp knife-like edge and (2) SIGG has not returned my phone calls. You would think that a major company like SIGG would have the common courtesy to respond to a customer whose baby was INJURED by their product…a product that is specifically designed for children!”

“As a side note, SIGG bottles are apparently not all they are cracked up to be according to my three friends who have them. The tops tend to leak out, meaning the bottles can’t be stuffed in a bag but must be carried upright. They also tend to be dented very easily, and the designs wash off.”

Children are being injured?  What?  SIGG has caused some pain…

There’s more, check it out: SIGG Water Bottle Complaints

 

SIGG CEO Steve Wasik disses the French

The new American CEO of SIGG takes a moment to share his thoughts about other cultures in a recent interview posted by courant.com. 

He paints the French with a broad stroke, saying, “The French are notorious for going to a meeting to decide to have a meeting.”

Of the Swiss he says, “They are very action-oriented.” and the Swiss “…don’t behave like Americans.”

Of the Americans he says, “We tend to think there is one way, and that’s the American way.”

The CEO is no fan of the French; juste une autre raison pour laquelle ma SIGG sucks.  (oh, and they don’t care much for the Inuit, either).

Unrelated

I have a feeling SIGG.net is unrelated to the topic at hand… cute, though…

Naked SIGG

I’ve often thought that my SIGG is missing something, it seems naked.  It is a fragile water bottle, after all.  Denting, flaking and chipping; clearly it needs some protection.  That’s why I give credit to the author of knittingwithoutyarn.com for coming up with this great idea:

It’s such a great idea I wonder why SIGG didn’t come up with it in the first place.  Instead, mine is fully naked, bare to the world. 

My SIGG didn’t come with a colorful hand knitted cozy, another reason why My SIGG Sucks!

SIGG: Making Good Kids Baaaaad

Sending your child to school with a SIGG water bottle could make them a rule-breaking fugitive.  This according to hometownannapolis.com.  They recommend sending your child to school with a reusable water bottle, but give a caution to parents who send their kids with a SIGG water bottle:

“…check your school’s rules before picking up an aluminum bottle – some teachers don’t like it when they can’t see what their students are drinking.”

One SIGG bottle can move your child from a straight ‘A’ eco-conscious law-abiding student to a detention regular.  Who knows, it may be the beginning of a life of crime.

Good kids are headed for San Quentin; another reason why My SIGG Sucks!